Category: Stories

It’s funny how ideas appear out of nowhere It’s odd how you could be walking down the road and BOOM an idea appears out of nowhere.. An idea hits you slap in the face like that bus your mother always warned you about. You know the reason why you have to wear clean underwear. Anyway, I was departing the local light… Read more →

There is no business like show business and there is no show like the Academy awards… or Oscars to you and Dan. I am still unclear on the specifics but Dan was due to present this year’s ceremony. Apparently he applied at his local job centre for a non descript role We are looking for an experienced customer facing candidate… Read more →

Dan sat alone in his old comfy leather chair. He gazed out of the window as the snow softly fell to the ground outside. His eyes were heavy with sleep; it had been one of those weeks, the kind that plough on and on with disappointment after disaster. He was so happy to finally be home, the sites and sounds… Read more →

Foxes union calls for calm. The leader of the National Union of Foxes (NUFF) is calling for claim today after reports a fox bit the finger of a four week old child. The Fantastic Mr Fox, 2 said “We mustn’t punish the majority because of a singular minority” It’s reported that a fox broke into a house in the Bromley… Read more →

It came as no great surprise to me that Dan wanted to be a viral sensation. He had no idea how he was to achieve this but knew it would probably be painful either to himself or the viewer. I sat stony faced as he rattled his way through a number of “classic” clips. Pointing out how he wants to… Read more →

I like Bob. I have always liked Bob. The way it sounds as you say it, the way Rowan Atkinson says it in Blackadder. Yet in the USA there is a “Bob” who I see as a genius. A real inspiration to us office workers everywhere. I am referring to Verizon’s software developer known as “Bob”. Bob was a model… Read more →